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To celebrate the release of the third book in the Rockstar Nobody series, we'll be giving away some awesome prizes.


Coming March 15, 2021.


Pre-order your copy on Amazon now!

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You've Been Entered in the Drawing!


Grand Prize - One of Tweed's custom-built guitars. You choose your favorite from the photo!


First Prize - Rockstar Nobody Mystery Box. A collection of Tweed's favorite things. We're still deciding what to include, but expect sex toys, drinking accessories and other cool shit.


Second Prize (Two Winners) - Autographed copies of the entire Rockstar Nobody Series of paperback books.


Third Prize (Ten Winners) - eBook downloads of the entire Rockstar Nobody series and a copy of The Walls Instead: Rockstar Nobody Album.

More Ways to Enter


The entry form above is your ticket to the drawing, but you can enter up to four more times. Here's how:


1) Share this post on Facebook.


2) Share the "Grab My Axe" image from this page on Instagram. (Don't forget to tag @thewallsinstead)


3) Review Rockstar Nobody or The Carlin Trend on Amazon. Email a screenshot of your review to contest@thewallsinstead.com.


4) Follow us on Twitch. When not busy writing, Tweed plays guitar, reads books and gives martial arts lessons on our channel.

Official Rules

No purchase necessary. Open to US residents age 18 and over. Void where prohibited. Blah, blah, legal boilerplate. We won't share your email or contact info with anybody else, I promise. You might get an email with updates on new books and music occasionally, but not too often. I can only write so many books per year. Prizes are transferable to eligible winners. Shipping and handling to be paid by recipient. Winners to be announced live on our Twitch and YouTube channels on March 15, 2021. Need not be (virtually) present to win, but I might get drunk, so it could be fun to watch. Not sponsored, endorsed or administered by Facebook, Instagram, Twitch or Amazon.